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Spin Zone / Re: Deaths flu vs covid
« on: January 13, 2023, 03:36:07 PM »
My doctor neighbor and doctor stepdaughter told me (with straight faces) that it is because Covid is more transmissible than flu.

I’m not a doctor, but that “official” answer set off my bullshit detectors blinking double red.
My Doc told me the same thing but he couldn't look me in the eye.  Found out later from a nurse that is the 'official' answer medical people will give according to management.

Spin Zone / Re: Merry Christmas!
« on: December 25, 2022, 08:02:19 AM »
Merry Christmas to all!!  Wife and daughter are cooking up a storm having a blast since both love to cook.  I stay outta the kitchen and do the clean up later.  That's my contribution.

Spin Zone / Re: Why to vote for Trump
« on: November 20, 2022, 08:26:26 AM »
It’s about ballots, not votes.
And it's also about who counts the votes.

Spin Zone / Re: Twitter Trump poll - 5 hours remianing
« on: November 19, 2022, 01:06:25 PM »
As of 3 PM EST 19 Nov the vote to let Trump back in is 52% yes 48% no with 13,368,992 votes

Spin Zone / Re: I will Campaign against Trump
« on: November 11, 2022, 08:44:24 AM »
I’d trust her over DeSantis any day.
From watching some of her speeches and her past I tend to agree with you.  But I do have to color that with what DeSantis has to put up with in Florida with Trump.

Spin Zone / Re: Mid Term Election Predictions Page
« on: November 08, 2022, 11:13:41 AM »
I voted this morning and the poll worker who has worked in the polls for 30 years said that so far it was the highest turnout for a non presidential election he has ever seen.  On the radio they are saying that throughout New Hampshire the turnout is 'very high', to use their words.  We have 2 state Reps one of which will probably go back and the other is a tossup.  One Senator who is a first term senator she has only done one debate with her opponent and did not come out of that very well.  The opinion I had while watching it was that she did not want to be there at all.  I REALLY hope we lose her!!  Gen Bolduc is running against her and so far that the polls say that race is a tossup.  Time will tell.

Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: November 06, 2022, 06:44:26 AM »

    These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old,
    Hateful little bastard.

    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.FREE PUPPIES.
    Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    Must sell washer and dryer £100.

    Worn once by mistake.
    Call Stephanie.****

    And the WINNER is... ****

    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
    Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

    Statement of the Century
    Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

    Children Are Quick

    TEACHER: Why are you late?

    STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

    TEACHER: No, that's wrong

    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.(I Love this child)

    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

    WINNIE: Me!

    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.

    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.Did you copy his?

    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

    HAROLD: A teacher.

Spin Zone / Re: Paul Pelosi Attacked
« on: October 29, 2022, 07:12:39 PM »
This guy was someone allowed inside, probably by Paul, so yeah, Gay lover's quarrel.
Remember, Paul's married to Nancy.....

Spin Zone / Re: Paul Pelosi Attacked
« on: October 28, 2022, 02:08:49 PM »
Reading the report in Fox news it says cops doing a 'wellbeing' check at 2 AM?????  This is beginning to smell like another 'Jussie Smollett story to me.

Spin Zone / Re: Paul Pelosi Attacked
« on: October 28, 2022, 12:10:26 PM »
Supposedly the perp was yelling 'Where is Nancy'.

Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: October 25, 2022, 06:27:06 PM »
A boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?” The father thought for a moment, then answered, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”
So, the boy went to his mother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The mother replied, “Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!”
The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The girl replied, “Oh, good heavens! I love Brad Pitt, and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?”
The boy then went to his brother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” “Of course,” the brother replied. “Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?” The boy replied, “Yes. ‘Potentially’ you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but ‘realistically’ we’re living with two hookers and a future congressman.”

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