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« on: June 14, 2021, 04:25:02 PM »
The phone calls from hell
Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and
Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and
ask what the phone is for. The Devil
tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the Devil
informs him that the cost is a million
dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England
and talks for 30 minutes. When she is
finished the Devil informs her
that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she
writes him a check.
Finally Trump gets his turn and talks for4 hours. When finished, the Devil
informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballisticand asks the Devil why Trump got to
call the USA so cheaply. The Devil
smiles and replies,
"Since Biden took over, the country’s gone to hell, so it's alocal call."