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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: May 21, 2020, 09:54:11 AM »
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
"I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later, the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. In there she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on TV with the vibrator vibrating away beside him.
"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
He replied........
"Watching the game with my son-in-law."
"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
"I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later, the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. In there she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on TV with the vibrator vibrating away beside him.
"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
He replied........
"Watching the game with my son-in-law."