https://babylonbee.com/news/138000-points-suddenly-awarded-to-losing-team-at-halftime

TAMPA, FL—Though they had been trailing in the Super Bowl throughout most of the first quarter, the Kansas City Chiefs were suddenly awarded 138,000 points at halftime, sources confirmed Sunday evening.

"After closer examination, we discovered several more points scored by the Chiefs that we had missed initially," said one official. "Sometimes these things show up in the instant replay footage."

After receiving the exciting news, the halftime show transitioned into a victory celebration for the winning team.

"We hope this small irregularity doesn't undermine your faith in our officiating," said an NFL spokesperson.

https://bucksexton.com/2021/02/get-ready-to-fight-forever-covid/

Get Ready to Fight ‘Forever Covid’
By Buck Sexton -February 8, 2021

This is the nightmare some of us have been warning you about. You probably thought, for the last 3 or 4 months at least, that with highly effective vaccines in distribution, you might get your life back soon- maybe even by the summer of 2021. The masks would come off, schools and restaurants would all open, even weddings and concerts would be back in action.

Think again. The Lockdowners and mask cultists have other plans for you.

Now the media tells us with the pace of vaccinations and the spread of new strains, covid will be around for years, maybe even decades. It will become endemic, “like the flu.”

At a minimum, this means arbitrary, idiotic “mitigation” measures like mask mandates, filling out test and trace forms, and random temperature checks could become the new normal forever. And it will probably be far more intrusive and destructive than that.

One thing is for sure already: they’re going to drag out the pain, misery, and control as long as they can. Too many people have too much emotional investment in their “belief in science” (itself an absurd idea). It just feels so virtuous for MSNBC watchers to sneer at the evil anti-mask Trump supporters while working class people delivery their packages and food to them.

No, they aren’t in any rush to let you have your life back. Quite the opposite. They’ve conditioned much of the American pubic to become brainless sheep who do whatever bureaucrats with stethoscopes tell them, or at least what feckless politicians claim the experts say.

They’ve effectively created a turnkey totalitarian society. Do you really think they want to give all that power back before at least giving it a test drive for a year or two?

The Left loves to leverage a crisis, and this one lets them literally control your ability to breathe.

So they will find endless excuses to extend the Covid lockdown misery. You may have already figured this out, seeing as that totalitarian smurf in a lab coat Dr. Fauci has said that double masking is probably a good idea, until the virus is totally gone.

Actually, Fauci said two masks was logical, then he said there’s no science behind it, then Biden advisor Dr. Michael Osterholm said publicly two masks were worse than one, then Fauci said two masks can’t hurt, then he said they’re waiting on data from CDC to show whether two masks are in fact better (anyone wanna place bets on what that will say?). This all took place in about a week.

“Listen to the science!” they bleat.

This has become a rallying cry for those too frightened to think for themselves or too infatuated with controlling others to understand that life comes with risks and there is no perfect security.

Here’s what the science tells anyone who is being honest about it: open the schools, stop wearing masks outside, and everyone at low risk should start living normal lives. Not next fall, or next year- now. The lockdowns did not work, and weren’t necessary. Florida is the real life experiment that proves it. This debate should be over.

But instead of embracing the truth- and the freedom that would come with it- the lockdown Left is doubling down. They want to tell you to mask up next winter, and the one after that too. Get ready for years of this madness.

Americans can either take back their freedom, or have it doled out to us in small doses like squirts of useless hand sanitizer.

This. Expect covid hysteria to continue to justify universal mail in ballots until they get that codified which is about to happen. We are now a one party totalitarian state.

Never thought I’d see this in my lifetime.

 I'm still going with secession.  The free states aren't going to go along with this.

 Think about it, we watched the soviet union break up which no one thought would happen.   Recently we watched Brexit, which we were warned would be catastrophic, yet it happened and none of the dire predictions happened.

 What we are seeing happen is that China is and will become the world's superpower.   The election scam of 2020 has secured that for them, and they are not going to let this moment slip away.

 Within this decade the map of North America is going to change dramatically.   So too will other regions of the world. 

 If you are a resident of a free state, you are in a good position for the changes.   If you are a resident of one of the blue shitholes, your future looks bleak (think of the old Eastern Germany).

Just curious, what is your first language?

 Bot?   

We will have to create our own infrastructure. The Amazon thing with Parler showed that. The whole internet is a co-dependent grid. It’s going to be like cutting rail lines in the old days. We have a big job ahead of us.

 Internet, Banking and Shopping are the big ones to begin with.  Next is media to include actual news service and entertainment.

 I believe the Trump family sees this and are working on the news/entertainment side, and I see rumblings from others seeing huge opportunities in the other areas.

 We've allowed these Big Tech Oligarchs to gain to much control by going along with their services.  I am not a fan of social media as I figured out long ago what a scam it was to the users.  But the damage is done.

I believe I met him in real life. It was one of those gatherings we used to do on one or other of those boards. Of course that would be 20 or 30 years ago who the hell knows.

 You would remember.  He has questionable hygiene.   

In reality there’s nothing in the constitution that says a state cannot secede.   There was a SC opinion in the 1800’s that had some cockamamie logic that said states were forbidden from secession, but good luck on making that hold water. 

Lincoln went to war to keep states from splitting off, and on many grounds it was an unjust war.  Today is much different than the 1860’s.   The free states hold much of the wealth and resources.  The blue state shitholes are laden in debt and decline. 

Keep in mind that much of California outside of LA and SF is conservative.  Eastern Washington and Eastern Oregon is also conservative.   New York State outside of NYC and Albany is conservative.  Michigan outside of Detroit and Lansing is conservative.   Point is, even in the blue states there are a large conservative base. 

People are going to have to get fed up to the point of forcibly (legally) removing these despots from office.   Career politicians have sunk this country. 

 A good start would be a constitution convention of the states.

That's why we need to start holding politicians and bureaucrats accountable.   Legally of course.

Once they fear the accountability things will calm down.

When the government fears the people, you have liberty. 

When the people fear the government, you have tyranny.