Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girls nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' "

( I did not write this, but found it highly appropriate)
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“If you are a liberal who can’t stand Trump,

and cannot possibly fathom why anyone would ever vote for him,

let me fill you in.

It’s not that we love Donald Trump so much. It’s that we can’t stand what you are doing!

And we will do whatever it takes, even if that means electing a rude, obnoxious, unpredictable, narcissist (your words not ours) to the office of President of the United States — because the thing we find more dangerous to this nation than Donald Trump is YOU.

How is that possible you might ask?

You have done everything in your power to destroy our country.

From tearing down the police, to tearing down our history, to tearing down our borders.

From systematically destroying our schools and brainwashing our kids

into believing socialism is the answer to anything

(despite Socialism being an unmitigated failure everywhere),

while demonizing religion and faith, and glorifying abortion, violence, and thug culture.


You call us racists every time we expect everyone of any skin color to follow our laws equally to gaslighting us about 52 genders, polyamory, grown men in dresses sharing public locker rooms with little girls, and normalize the sexualization of young children.

You simultaneously ridicule us for having the audacity to wish someone a “Merry Christmas” or hang a flag on the 4th of July, stand for the national anthem, or (horror of horrors)

don a MAGA hat in public.

So much for your “tolerance.” You show no tolerance to anyone!

(Do you see why we think you are just hypocrites??)


We’re also not interested in the fact that you think you can unilaterally decide that 250 years of the right-to-bear-arms against a tyrannical or ineffective government should be abolished because you can’t get the violence in the cities you manage under control.

That free-speech should be tossed out the window,

and that those who disagree with your opinions are fair game for public harassment or doxing. You think that spoiled children with nose-rings and tattoos,

who still live off their parent’s dime

should be allowed to destroy cities and peoples livelihoods without repercussions.

You think that chaos, and lawlessness, and disrespect for authority should be the norm.

This is your agenda.


And you wonder why we find you more dangerous than Donald Trump?

Your narrative is a constant drone of oppressor/oppressed race-baiting

intended to divide the country in as many ways as you possibly can.

You love to sell “victim-hood” to people of color every chance you get

because it’s such an easy sell,

compared to actually teaching people to stand on their own two feet

and take personal responsibility for their own lives

and their own communities and their own futures.

But you won’t do that, you will never do that,

because then you will lose control over people of color.

They might actually start thinking for themselves, God forbid!


This is why we will vote for Donald Trump.

Not because he is the most charming character on the block.

Not because he is the most polite politician to have ever graced the oval office.

Not because he is the most palatable choice,

or because we love his moral character or because the man never lies,

but because we are sick and tired of you and all of the destructive chaos

that you are doing to this once beautiful and relatively safe country of ours.


Your ineffective and completely dysfunctional liberal “leadership”

has literally destroyed our most beautiful cities, our public education system,

and done it’s darnedestto rip faith out of people’s lives.


However bad Donald Trump may be, and he is far from perfect,

every day we look at you and feel that no matter what Donald Trump says or does there is no possible way he could be any worse for our country than you people are.

We are sick to death of your stupid, destructive, ignorant, and intolerant behavior and beliefs — parading as “wokeness.”We are beyond sick of your hypocrisy and B.S.


We are fed up with your disrespectful divisiveness and constant unrelenting harping and whining and complaining (while you live in the most privileged nation in the world), while making literally zero contributions of anything positive to our society. Your entire focus is on ripping things down, never ever building anything up.

Think about that as there is something fundamentally very wrong in the psychology of people who choose destruction as their primary modus operandi.

When Donald J Trump is reelected, don’t blame us,

look in the mirror and blame yourselves.

Because you are the ones that are responsible for the rise of Donald Trump.

You are the ones who have created this "monster" that you so despise, by your very actions.

By your refusal to respect your fellow Americans, and the things that are important to us.


You have made fun of the “fly-over states,” the people who “cling to their guns and religion,” the middle class factory workers and coal miners and underprivileged rural populations that you dismissively call “yahoos” and “deplorables.”

You have mocked our faith and our religion.

You have mocked our values and our patriotism.

You have trampled our flag and burned it

and insulted our veterans and treated our first responders with contempt and hatred.


You have made environmentalism your religion,

while trashing every city you have taken responsibility for.

You scream from the rooftops about “global warming” and a “green new deal”

while allowing tens of thousands of homeless people to cover your streets in literal sh!t and garbage and needles and plastic waste without doing a single thing to help them or solve the environmental crisis your failed social policies are creating.

But we’re supposed to put YOU in charge of the environment while gutting our entire economy to institute this plan when you can’t even clean up a single city?


You complain — endlessly — yet have failed to solve a single social problem anywhere.

In fact, all you have done is create more of them.

We’ve had enough!

We are tired of quietly sitting by and being the “silent” majority.

So don’t be surprised when the day comes when we finally respond.

And trust me it’s coming, sooner than you might think.

And also trust me when I say it won’t be pretty. Get ready.

When Donald J. Trump is reelected it will be because you and your “comrades” have chosen to trash the police, harass law-abiding citizens, and go on rampages destroying public property that we have all paid for and you have zero respect for.

When Donald J. Trump is reelected it will be because we are sick of your complete and utter nonsense and destruction. How does it feel to know that half of this country finds you FAR more despicable than Donald J. Trump, the man you consider to be the anti-Christ?

Let that sink in.


We consider you to be more despicable, more dangerous, more stupid,

and more narcissistic than Donald Trump ever could be.

Maybe allow yourself a few seconds of self-reflection to let that sink in.

This election isn’t about Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden.

This is about Donald Trump vs YOU.


So if on the morning of November 4 (or more likely January 19,

by the time the Supreme Court will weigh in on the mail-in ballot fiasco that we are headed towards), and Donald J. Trump is reelected?

The only people you have to blame is the left-wing media drones and yourselves.

    I lived in a houseboat for a while, and started seeing the girl next door. Eventually we drifted apart.

    My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic. I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it is going to be on my own Accord.

    A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him, that’s the last thing I need.

    This is so disappointing. CNN reported today that Walt Disney’s new film called Jet Black, the African-American version of Snow White, has been cancelled. All the Seven dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive-By, Homeboy & Shank have refused to sing Hi Ho Hi Ho because they say it offends Black Prostitutes. They also say they’re ain’t no way in hell they’re gonna sing “It’s Off To Work We Go”.

    The neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. We had been his customers for 8 years. We had no idea he was a barber.

    100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. Oh how the stables have turned.

It only worked and is working due to Media and Democrat politician created panic.  No Media saying how horrible it is and oh, so many cases 24/7, and I mean 24/7, interspersed with Systemic Racism propaganda then there wouldn't be this panic among so many of the Sheeple.

 The progressive leftist, the CCP, the WHO, democrats, and big tech are all complicit.

Sadly, I suspect the judge is correct.  Lockdown orders do violate freedom of assembly and a few other things.  If that means the government is powerless to fight the outbreak of disease I feel really badly for us as a nation.

Government is not powerless to fight an outbreak.  That's never been alleged.

However, government does not have the right to suspend the constitution at will.    The problem being experienced is the government has not applied the law in a fair and equatable manner.

 Examples:  In Las Vegas a casino (indoor operation) can have 50% occupancy, however churches are only allowed 10%.

 In Texas, bars are forbidden to open, but a restaurant that has a bar is permitted to serve.    Also in Texas, a water park is allowed to have guest, but the local river, the tubing operators are closed down.

 In California the government is allowed to open their gyms, but private owners are not.

 The list goes on and on.

 The other problem lies in the governors and mayors.  They are creating laws under the executive and bypassing the legislative process. This is forbidden in the US constitution and state constitutions.

well, science.

The virus strands are transported in droplets.  So, it's not important to stop something the size of a virus strand (good luck with that) but rather stopping the droplets that have a virus payload.  Different animal (no pun) entirely.  Electrostatic helps.

So my breathing inside of that cloth covering, producing a nice warm humid environment, but that droplet containing the virus lands on the other side of the cloth, so I'm protected..............