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Spin Zone / Re: Who Do You Think Will Be The Communist (dem) Nominee?
« on: February 02, 2020, 07:26:08 AM »
https://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2020/02/02/democrats-election-strategy-call-everyone-a-moron-n2560550

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Democrats find themselves in an unenviable position for the 2020 election: they have to convince the American public that they don’t know how bad they have it at a time when we have it pretty good. Their task is like me trying to convince my 2-year-old daughter that she doesn’t really like chocolate ice cream – an impossibility. But when the alternative is to run a campaign extolling the virtues of socialism and the need for government to take life decision-making powers away from individuals, talking people out of believing reality seems like an easier task.

The economy is churning along, Democrats have to make people believe it’s not. They’ve seized on GDP growth being only just over 2 percent last quarter, thinking this will help them. It won’t. GDP is a helpful indicator, but when you have record low unemployment, a booming stock market (hello, 401k!), and wage growth being disproportionately reaped by low income workers (hello, power of full employment), the public isn’t buying it.

The one thing Democrats don’t understand about the American people is everyone doesn’t want to be a billionaire. It’d be nice, no doubt, but the vast majority of people aren’t seething with anger that they have to fly commercial while liberal elites have a Gulfstream at the ready. We notice the hypocrisy but don’t begrudge their success. They’re happy with being able to afford to fly more than they’re obsessed with the method of flying.

Most people just want to be secure in their lives – be able to pay their bills, take care of their families, and have some money left over to have fun with friends and family. They wouldn’t turn down a trip to the Swiss Alps for a ski vacation with the rich and famous, but they’re content with going to the Grand Canyon or to visit loved ones for a few days. Not everyone wants to be a Kardashian.


The politics of jealousy works on some, but not many and certainly not many in the Heartland of the country. But jealousy is what Democrats are offering, and when that offer is rejected they turn vicious. 

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Spin Zone / Re: Who Do You Think Will Be The Communist (dem) Nominee?
« on: February 01, 2020, 12:18:51 PM »
Have to laugh at this one: https://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/480523-is-hillary-clinton-angling-to-become-vice-president?amp

Now, just imagine any President with Hillary as his #2.   “Damn, I didn’t know the President was suicidal!”

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Spin Zone / Re: Senate Impeachment Trial
« on: January 30, 2020, 12:42:06 PM »
Rand Paul tried to out the whistleblower again, you know, the guy everyone already knows.

 The danger here is now whistleblower statutes have been weaponized.   Unless the senate or the house are willing to investigate how this whistleblower was used, expect to start seeing more anonymous whistleblowers making wild accusations that will ignite congressional investigations and even special prosecutors.

 We now will have investigations and trials in which the accused will not be able to confront his accuser, and will have to try to prove his innocence.

 This is sickening.

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Spin Zone / Re: Senate Impeachment Trial
« on: January 27, 2020, 07:27:09 PM »
Democrats use to hate John Bolton.  Now he is their hero.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

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Spin Zone / Re: Senate Impeachment Trial
« on: January 27, 2020, 10:10:48 AM »
They will attempt to restrict it to one D and one R as some sort of "trade."  But fair would be no D and unlimited R after the one-sided House circus.

It’s my belief they don’t actually want witnesses.  What they are after is the senate to deny them so they can call the trial “illegitimate”.

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https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-purchases-competing-satire-site-cnn-for-12-billion

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The Babylon Bee has been the world's best satire site for thousands of years, spawning dozens of secular knock-offs that just aren't quite as good.

The site announced a new acquisition this week, one that immediately made the site the largest satirical site on the planet: a purchase of competing satire site CNN for $12 billion. The move more than quadrupled the site's catalog of hilarious, satirical articles.

"We've long admired CNN's ability to parody leftist media organizations so effortlessly, and we're thrilled to have them under The Babylon Bee's umbrella," said site CEO Seth Dillon. "When you can't compete with hilarious satire like CNN, you obviously look for ways to get them on your team, and an acquisition seemed to make the most sense."

The new conglomerate organization will be called BNN. CNN writers and hosts will be instructed to simply keep doing what they're doing.

"We don't want them to change anything since you don't try to fix satirical content that's already incredible," Dillon said. "They'll just keep churning out incredibly skewed content in order to satirize the leftist media's inability to report anything without bias or prejudice."

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: January 25, 2020, 06:49:24 PM »
The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”

“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?”

The auditor thinks for a moment and says, “OK. Go ahead.”

Grandpa says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”

The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It’s a bet.”

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.

Grandpa says, “Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”

The auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa asks. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

“Are you OK?” the auditor asks.

“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it.”


Don’t mess with old people!

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: January 24, 2020, 09:10:03 AM »
    President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me?”

    Cashier:
    “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”

    Obama:
    “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am former President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!”

    Cashier:
    “Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of 9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.”

    Obama:
    “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.”

    Cashier:
    “I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”

    Obama:
    “I am urging you, please, to cash this check. I need to buy a gift for Michelle for Valentine’s Day”

    Cashier:
    “Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into one of our bank branches without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.”
    “Another time, Andre Agassi came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where as the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
    So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?”

    Obama:
    Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, “Honestly, my mind is a total blank…there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue.”

    Cashier:
    “Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?”

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Spin Zone / Re: Senate Impeachment Trial
« on: January 22, 2020, 04:59:07 AM »
The real victim of this impeachment hoax is the American people.

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Spin Zone / Re: Senate Impeachment Trial
« on: January 22, 2020, 04:47:07 AM »
All of the Schumer amendments were tabled last night with straight party line votes.   Nadler blew a gasket.

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Spin Zone / Happy Anniversary!
« on: January 20, 2020, 02:31:21 PM »
President Donald J Trump was inaugurated 3 years ago today.   ;D

Five more to go.  ;)


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Spin Zone / Re: Why does Trump say stupid shit like this?
« on: January 19, 2020, 08:47:14 AM »
Steingar says everyone on this board will defend Trump, even when he is wrong or says stupid shit.

Steingar also says a lot of real stupid shit.  So your point is?

 

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Spin Zone / Re: Why does Trump say stupid shit like this?
« on: January 18, 2020, 07:45:22 AM »
Nobody is perfect.  I disagree with some of the retorts Trump gives, and how he gives them which are typically in response to what Democrats and/or the Communist Media says.  These are mostly "counter punches".  He gets down in the gutter with them, as that is all they understand. 

Bush, and others never fought back because they FEARED THE MEDIA.  Trump does not.  Does he sometimes give them ammunition to use against him?  Yes, but if you look at the big picture, that is relatively rare, but seems more prevalent due to the Media's over the top response. 

We will see the ultimate outcome if he is reelected or not.  I believe he will be.

 You just hit on another reason the progressive media hate Trump so much, he fights back.   They have never had a president take them on, and get away with it.    The media operates like the playground bully, they hide behind the first amendment and use that to defame and slander/libel whoever they feel, including the President.

 Ever see the reaction of the playground bully when he get's a bloody nose?   Yep, the same reaction the MSM is having right now.

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Spin Zone / Re: Why does Trump say stupid shit like this?
« on: January 17, 2020, 02:30:24 PM »
I believe we are going to see something new this year.........honest talk.

Instead of the constant "my feelings are hurt!" and the unending "outrages", the pushback has begun.  Ricky Gervais just gave an excellent example at the Golden Globes (and he's a liberal).   People are fed up, watch for more of this to happen.

 At least Trump has shown the weak kneed republicans it's OK to fight back.

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Spin Zone / Re: Why does Trump say stupid shit like this?
« on: January 17, 2020, 01:04:02 PM »
I get frustrated by some of Trump's tweets and some of the things he says that shoot himself in the foot.  Then I remember we purposely elected a non politician that doesn't carefully parse his words in sentences that have a lot of words but say nothing.

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This.

  I'm sick and tired of polished politicians who lie constantly, but who are also eloquent in speeches.

 We didn't hire Trump to be the Pope (although he would do better than the present one).  We hired the guy to fix things, it's all about job performance. 

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