Well if this is the “not a joke” thread, I’ve got one.

Hilarious holding a mirror up to the left.

What do you expect when you overrun an island and then import African slaves to the point they outnumber you 10 to 1, eventually revolt, secure independence but at an impossible cost (crippling debt to France), proceed to genocide all whites on that half of the island, and set up a mafia style government and a system of slavery in their turn that continues to this day.

No amount of money thrown at that shit show will fix it.  They have no system in place to organize infrastructure building projects which requires a stable hierarchy of leadership, technical talent and worker skills, and a armed authority with legitimate legal power to enforce a safe and secure environment to carry out these projects.  Not to mention an absence of corruption which Haiti has never seen in all its incarnations.

Fuck Haiti.  And fuck the Europeans that thought it was a good idea to transplant Africans into the new world to the point where they act like an invasive species destroying everything on their little chunk of land, after you “freed” them but made it impossible for them to function by demanding repayment in amounts exceeding any possible GDP that they could produce even if they could create a stable society with a European/New World style economy, which was too much to expect from a people ground down by slavery for three centuries in an environment that couldn’t be more foreign to that in which they evolved, and subject to regular natural disasters to boot.

Europeans took over the new world because they were technologically, politically and militarily advanced.  That’s just fact. Too bad they weren’t also morally advanced (still having slavery just like all humans ever.)  They had city-states and empires, and cooperative global trade, and now that’s the context in which you must live. Adapt to it and live in comfort, or try to maintain your old tribal strong man rule and see how far that gets you.

Yes, half a millennia ago your ancestors were ripped from their homeland and that wasn’t fair. But here you are. It’s the 21st century. If I were a Haitian man, I would find a way to get into the U.S., assimilate into the productive culture - that means get a job - and fully embrace becoming American in every sense of the word, including legal citizenship. That’s a pathway to, if not happiness, at least having a full belly of something that isn’t long pig.

This is a Uniparty tyrannical grab for control over social media.  It’s unconstitutional, violates the First.  How did it get this far?

First, the Republicans pushed the idea that it’s nothing but Chinese spyware, sending all our info back to the CCP and turning our young into zombies. They’re not wrong but:

1.  Google, Apple, etc. are already giving our data to anyone willing to pay, Chinese included, and also using algorithms that suppress anything that goes against the “approved” messaging.  The CCP doesn’t need Tik Tok to brainwash our kids or get all of our personal profiles.

2.  Banning any program or “app” as they call them these days, is useless because technology is at a point where we can get around any ban.  There are VPNs, or a company can simply rebrand the thing.  It’s whack a mole, you will never stop the rise of new computer platforms.  Rather than try to control them from the top down, the field needs to remain free and open, allowing the rise and fall of platforms of all types, and allow the market to decide what it wants. Centralized government should not control this just like it should not control what books are published and sold.

And like it or not, east Asia is heavily involved in computer technology. We opened up trade with a communist dictatorship to the point our own manufacturing is largely shut down while we now let them make all our shit and now we’re salty because they made an app that took off in popularity in the west?  Just like all their other shit is shipped over here?  What did we expect?

The Democrat elite were happy to allow this “right -wing” propaganda to sink into Mom and Pop America.  They already had the pro-censorship conservatives on board.  They don’t need the Tik Tok-loving woke kids. But old school Democrats also bought it, because a.) they are fence sitters on the Bill of Rights and b.) older Democrats lived during the Cold War and still have remnants of “The communists are coming! The communists are coming!”  programming from childhood.

Indeed they are coming, but a stupid phone app is not the danger. The danger is that Marxism has soaked into the West by osmosis after the universities and primary schools were taken over by the left and China is literally buying up farmland, inserting spies into the highest levels of government, and outright paying our corrupt current resident in chief to make him their bitch.

This is the Uniparty taking the opportunity to pass a law opening the door to Federal outright, open, “legal” censorship of all social media, as opposed to the Feds covertly censoring Twitter, Facebook, etc.  They were angered when Elon caught them red handed, outed them to us all, and told them to fuck off. (Elon is now a target, just watch.)

Notice the pattern: When the tyranny is defeated in a battle, they learn from the mistake and correct it, smoothing the way for easier wins in the future. They got caught illegally censoring social media and so are now passing a law that will grant them to power to do it openly.  Another example: When they realized Mike Pence had the power to refuse to certify the 2020 election (even though he didn’t exercise it), they were spooked by the close call so preemptively took steps to ensure it can never happen by passing a law turning the certification into an empty rubber stamp.

These people are insidious, evil psychopaths.  They will stop at nothing to stay in power, including dismantling the Bill of Rights piece by piece.

If you’re not a surgeon currently in the OR, or an immunocompromised cancer patient, you have no business wearing a mask.  Well okay maybe if you’re mowing the grass and have allergies.

for those of us without twitter accounts, how about a summary?

The first was an airline commercial advertising its commitment to diversity and inclusion.  Passengers are being seated while it’s announced that the captain is a “three foot transgender pansexual Native American man who identifies as a six foot tall Korean woman” whose epilepsy is triggered by the flashing cockpit lights. The flight ends predictably.

The second is Tyler Fischer (a comedian) stranded in San Francisco for real, but he’s walking through the terminal bitching about how they had to deplane because the engine wouldn’t start and now he’s going to miss his performances and he’s giving information about rescheduling them, but then says as he was exiting he peeked in the cockpit and saw the pilot was a woman, so wondered if there was a surgeon on board that could quick do a sexual transition and turn her into a man so they can take off.

Then he ranted about wheels flying off airplanes and doors popping out and fat people getting two seats. So he says they need to put fat people in a row with a door so when it pops off the fat person plugs it so the plane can still fly.

https://twitter.com/JebraFaushay/status/1766800385816080623