It is amazing how closely the BEE matches what the fucking communist democrats are up to.

In a press conference held in support of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg yesterday, Democrats vowed to arrest as many political opponents as it would take to defeat fascism.

"Fascism is a clear and present danger in this country," began Senator Chuck Schumer, "and the only way to defeat it is with a corrupt, all-powerful police state that can imprison anyone who disagrees with us politically. If we don't do this, fascism will win."

"No one is above the law," agreed House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "Using campaign funds improperly to pay off someone you slept with is the height of fascistic evil, and something no politician in Washington has ever done before. I've certainly never done anything like that. Don't be silly!"

Already, Democrat leaders are calling for the immediate arrests of dangerous fascists such as Trump, anyone who worked with him, and every American who ever expressed support for him. "These undesirables could implement horrible fascism at any time, so we need a final solution for them," said Schumer.


https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-fight-fascism-by-arresting-political-opponents

Must be a British journalist. Their version of English is weird.

It’s “garbage men”.   And “trash can”, not “bin”.  And “trunk”, not “boot”.  It never ends.

George Bernard Shaw once said “England and America are two countries divided by a common language.” 

Unless those journalists committed crimes with their tweets, that is weaponization of government for political purposes against the first amendment. 

And we know the tweets weren’t crimes.

I believe the legal and propoer answer to that demand should have been, fuck off, assholes!"

Channeling her inner chuck schumer, alexandria occassio cortez responded to news that the rightful PRESIDENT, Doneld Trump won the CPAC straw poll, garnering 60% of the votes cast.

For Never Trump, faux conservatives, the news that congress is being asked to take such draconian measures is WELCOME news.

chuck schumer has sternly warned FoxNews to, "AVOID broadcasting any of the facts surrounding Trump's racist victory in the racist CPAC, racist straw, racist poll."

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-proposes-ban-on-straws-after-learning-trump-won-straw-poll

Following former President Donald Trump's overwhelming victory in CPAC's straw poll for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed legislation that would impose a nationwide ban on the use of straws.

"This poll shows straws are a threat to our democracy!" Ocasio-Cortez said in a statement to the media. "If straws are supporting Donald Trump and his dangerous ‘MAGA' movement, then they have no business being in public circulation, let alone voting for President!"

"Plus, they outnumber humans, like, 2 to 1. That's scary!"

The straw poll, conducted at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference, showed Trump garnering a commanding 60% of the votes cast. This resulted in immediate calls from Democrats to subject straws to even heavier regulation.

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-proposes-ban-on-straws-after-learning-trump-won-straw-poll

'I Would Never Trust A Female Airline Pilot,' Says Man Who Doesn't Know How To Change The Wiper Blades On His Car
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Mar 8, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-would-never-trust-a-female-pilot-says-man-who-doesnt-know-how-to-change-the-wiper-blades-on-his-car

If you’re married, you know.


Panic Erupts On Delta Flight As Captain Of Female Crew Announces That 'Everything's Fine'
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Mar 5, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — A scene of desperation and panic unfolded on a Delta Airlines flight after the captain of the all-female flight crew announced over the intercom that everything was fine.

"Sure, just go on doing whatever you want back there. It's fine," said Captain Savannah Ross with a sigh. "Why wouldn't it be fine?"

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0Dxv4DXhWv19jqfiYdCc236GcVtnXNknPgWkucAgL2HiJWqg28DBhuY6WYMikQ4Enl&id=1355517365&mibextid=ncKXMA

Finished listening. Her tale of her rise in the Democrat party was interesting.  Also interesting was how as incoming representatives they are told what their schedule will be and how much fundraising they have to do each day.  The whole process is so out of whack at this point, it seems onsalvageable. Her heart seems to be in the right place.