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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 23, 2021, 02:02:16 PM »
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . . Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a driver’s license.
At age 75 success is . ... . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants.

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Spin Zone / Re: FAA Reviewing Whether Pilots Can Take COVID Vaccine
« on: December 12, 2020, 11:31:07 AM »
They must be married to each other... ;D

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Spin Zone / Re: Sidney Powell “disavowed”
« on: November 24, 2020, 04:21:35 PM »
When Biden shot back at some reporters the idea crossed my mind that Biden and the Dims are dumping the MSN.  Useful idiots...now that they have served their purpose. 

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Spin Zone / Re: Facts of life:
« on: November 18, 2020, 07:44:03 PM »
Bob is right. If we want to return our country to a country of laws and justice, we can’t adopt the ways of the left (violence and mob action).

I have heard that we are doomed ever since Clinton beat H.W. Bush.
We ain’t dead yet.
In the early 60's I was a young teenager watching TV with my Dad.  Something was broadcast about a bill that was just signed into law and Dad told me "Son, I may not see it in my lifetime but you will see this country going downhill."  He died in 1996 at 90 years old.   I'm very happy he didn't see this.

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Spin Zone / Re: POTUS got COVID!
« on: October 02, 2020, 05:07:39 AM »
Well, that's one October surprise.  Wonder what's next?

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: September 15, 2020, 09:17:36 AM »

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Spin Zone / Re: CDC revised their planning scenario page
« on: September 13, 2020, 07:20:43 AM »
Got a hangar neighbor that won't let you get within 50 feet of him.  He was gassing his plane at the self serve another neighbor tried going up to talk with him.  He was yelling don't come any closer!.  He landed the other day both he and his wife were wearing masks and shields.  Yes, he is liberal as hell!

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: September 06, 2020, 11:28:07 AM »
The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle...
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, threw it out of the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong things. You live on the wrong side of the Ocean. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!!

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: August 12, 2020, 04:47:18 AM »
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

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Spin Zone / Re: If masks are so necessary...
« on: July 10, 2020, 03:17:44 PM »
The use of the word 'Stupid' so many times makes me think of teenagers chatting using the word 'Like'.

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Spin Zone / Re: What will it take?
« on: May 22, 2020, 11:42:12 AM »
I feel the answer to that depends a lot upon one's financial situation, emotional and political views.

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Spin Zone / Re: Which generates a more violent adverse reaction?
« on: April 03, 2020, 10:14:18 AM »
Being elected to President....

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If dry cleaners and marijuana growers/distributors are essential services, then state offices should be essential services.
If the government offices are not essential services they should be shut down and the folks laid off.  Save some bucks.

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