I didn’t even know there was a Monkey Pox vaccine.

Probably the same shit they passed off as a Covid vax.

Speaking of Feinstein.  How many more of our politicians are senile?
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/hot-mic-catches-feinstein-told-vote-aye-awkward-committee-moment

Lotta truth to this

Little Billy gets taken to the zoo one weekend by his parents. As they’re wandering round they come across the elephant enclosure. As they’re watching them the bull elephant starts to get an erection. Billy sees it and tugs at his mother’s sleeve…

“Mum… Mum… what’s that?

“What’s what”? asks his mum.

“That… thing hanging down on the elephant”.

“Oh, that’s his trunk.’ says Mum.

“NO” says Billy, “The OTHER end”.

“Oh… You mean his tail?”

“NOOOOO” says Billy, “Hanging down between his legs”

His mother gets all flustered and stammers “Oh… Oh… Oh it’s nothing Billy”, so Billy turns to his dad and asks the question. “Dad, what’s that hanging down between the elephant’s legs?”

His Dad looks and asks “What did your Mum say it was?”

Billy answers “Oh she said it was nothing, that’s why I’m asking you…”

His Dad looks fondly at his son and says “Yeeeeahhh… That’s the trouble with your mother son… She’s been spoilt”.

TAX FILING BY A PROSTITUTE
A young woman walks into a Chartered accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her tax returns.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”  He gets her name, address etc.
And then asks, ”What’s your occupation?”
“I’m a prostitute,” she says.
The accountant is taken aback and says, “That's too gross.  Let’s try to re-phrase that."
The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.
“No, that still won’t work.  We need something more acceptable."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”
The accountant said, “Brilliant!!!  Poultry Farmer it is!!  And agricultural income is tax free!!!

A couple had been married for 50 years.They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.''I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.''I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal'

Give me a break.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/macon-bacon-collegiate-summer-league-baseball-team-faces-call-change-name-glorification-bacon

June 14th is Flag Day, only one day.  So they took the 'L' out of Flag and gave them the whole month.