I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when
she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I
asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you
would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed.

"Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her, "But you don't have to wait
until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and
mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50.
Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy
hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new
house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight
in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do
the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party!"

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

The President and the head of the Democrat Party, Nancy Pelosi, are arguing extensively over allowing immigrants into our country.

Nancy, of course, wants free access to everyone who wants to come in, while Donald wants us to secure our borders and ensure only the right people come in.

Instead of going to a costly, time-consuming nationwide vote on the matter, they agree to a 3-day ice fishing contest to settle the issue whoever catches the most fish at the end of the 3 days will have his or her process implemented.

The two decide that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 PM so they use a neutral park ranger station.

After Day 1, Trump returns to the station with a total of 10 fish, while Pelosi comes back with nothing.

Day 2 finishes and Trump catches another 20 fish, but Pelosi once again comes back with nothing.

That night, Pelosi and her liberal cronies get together and accuse Trump of being a “low-life, cheating piece of scum.”

Instead of fishing on Day 3, they are going to follow Trump and to spy on him and figure out how he is cheating.

Day 3 finishes up and Trump has had an incredible day, adding 40 more to his total.

That night, Pelosi and her democratic cohorts get together for the full report on how Donald was cheating.

Pelosi stands up to give her report and says, “You are not going to believe this. Trump is cheating because he’s cutting holes in the ice.”

And this, my friends, tells you the difference between a businessman and a career government politician

Maybe folks are learning from Trump, that you can fight back.

Excellent.

I agreed with every word but I would never be able to express it so succinctly.  I wish we could make every educator, administrator and parent watch this.  It might even be good for those young people that are the victims of the "victim mentality".

The press has hanged from the Fourth Estate to the Fifth Column a long time ago. The big difference now is that they no longer even try to hide it.

Very true, and they are so embolden, they don't try to hide it.  Nor do they try to hide their agenda, or that they fabricate stories to advance that agenda.  I watched CNN back in the early 90's to mid 90's also.  They were pretty much it, and had a good world network.  It is a joke now. 

I'll bet you $10 that more than half ARE at work...

If Obama so much as breathed you guys call it a scandal.  The Mango Mussolini can do anything and it’s fine by you guys.

Still sinking yourself into a cauldron of hate based on skin color, huh, Mikey?