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Spin Zone / Re: Tripping pipe
« on: June 14, 2023, 05:19:28 PM »
Don't tell my mom I work in the oil fields.
She thinks I play piano in a whore house.
She thinks I play piano in a whore house.
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Spin Zone / Re: Who the hell is Doug Burgum?
« on: June 11, 2023, 04:06:53 PM »Kristi Noem would be a better choice and I'd be a good first ex-husband.
FIFY
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Spin Zone / Re: Making cockpits less white
« on: June 05, 2023, 03:27:48 PM »
From the comments:
Argentina National AirLine… ANAL.
haha
Argentina National AirLine… ANAL.
haha
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Spin Zone / Re: NY declares disaster emergency
« on: June 05, 2023, 03:26:03 PM »
We need some tar, feathers, and rails.
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Spin Zone / Re: another icon bites the dust...
« on: June 01, 2023, 05:40:58 PM »
One of the girls I talk to at work is 18. They're OK too.
So we have established a line. Good to know.
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Spin Zone / Re: Use the right pronouns
« on: May 25, 2023, 04:05:37 PM »
I am a member of The Tribe.
I could not have said The Guardians off the top of my head. I moved back to Texas in 2007 and still have my Chief Wahoo gear.
FAYMFers in the MLB.
I could not have said The Guardians off the top of my head. I moved back to Texas in 2007 and still have my Chief Wahoo gear.
FAYMFers in the MLB.
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Spin Zone / Re: another icon bites the dust...
« on: May 20, 2023, 04:48:57 PM »
I thought you were dating a different model of Corvette.
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Spin Zone / Re: Ukraine Cluster Fuck
« on: May 19, 2023, 07:35:06 PM »
LNG is not part of the MIC.
It is part of the head in a** global warming and no nuke BS.
EU is closing nukes and coal and still need to stay warm. They are slitting their own throats.
I am not a logistics person or an engineer, but I do not understand how they can go from nuke/ coal to LNG without some major conversion, unless the conversion happened long ago and the powers that be invested in that infrastructure before the EU population realized what was happening.
It is part of the head in a** global warming and no nuke BS.
EU is closing nukes and coal and still need to stay warm. They are slitting their own throats.
I am not a logistics person or an engineer, but I do not understand how they can go from nuke/ coal to LNG without some major conversion, unless the conversion happened long ago and the powers that be invested in that infrastructure before the EU population realized what was happening.
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: May 14, 2023, 06:59:32 AM »
A Mom is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "How old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns.
"It is not polite."
"OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "These are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
"Those are enough questions, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," said the friend, "All you need to do is look at her driver's license.
It's like a report card; it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks.
"Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex.“
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "How old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns.
"It is not polite."
"OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "These are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
"Those are enough questions, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," said the friend, "All you need to do is look at her driver's license.
It's like a report card; it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks.
"Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex.“