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Spin Zone / Re: Donald Trump Wins GOP Nomination on First Ballot
« on: March 26, 2024, 08:00:18 AM »
Boy was I ever WRONG about this one.

And BOY am I glad I was wrong.

Go President Trump!

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Spin Zone / Re: More Racism
« on: March 25, 2024, 08:28:19 AM »
We make several prejudicial judgments about people daily. Age, weight, height, clothing,, speech, tatoos/piercings and yes ethnicity and skin color also.

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Spin Zone / Re: Cheating to win at the polls is good!
« on: March 25, 2024, 07:02:32 AM »
Curious what the subsequent commandments are.
We’ll never know.

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Spin Zone / Re: Saw a drawing of Rush today.
« on: March 23, 2024, 01:05:38 PM »
More coffee please.

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Spin Zone / Re: “Democrat” argues for abortion
« on: March 21, 2024, 05:33:22 AM »
I think all democrats are "fertilizing persons" from all the bullshit they spread around.

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Spin Zone / Re: Florida Primary Today
« on: March 19, 2024, 06:14:41 PM »
Bernie Moreno, endorsed by President Trump beat both establishment stampers in the Ohio US senate primary tonight.

The deep state is to going to like that. The treason gang will be cooking up another pack of lies by tomorrow morning trying to find something to hang on President Trump.

What they need is a swift trial and a firing squad.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 19, 2024, 01:40:19 PM »
Over a double Latte, the Greek mentions "We built the Parthenon you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo."
"Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter solstices."

"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to mathematics."

"Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces."

 Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: "Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!"
 "Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 18, 2024, 04:27:44 AM »
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform.

He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally, the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Eventually, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash of billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123," and suddenly he gets an erection.

His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 17, 2024, 05:44:54 PM »
A WIFE'S EULOGY AT HER HUSBAND'S FUNERAL

 "Norman needed a blood transfusion,

but his blood type was not on record,

so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was.  

They urgently needed to know, to save Norman's life. 

Tragically, I had never known his blood type, 

so I only had time to sit and say goodbye. 

I'll never forget how supportive my Norman was. 

Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me,

"Be positive, be positive!”

That was my Norman!  Always optimistic and thinking of others."

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 15, 2024, 11:22:14 AM »
The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.  After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.

 
 At the Baptist Church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery.  The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves.  The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

 
 The Lutheran Church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures.  So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church.  Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

 
 The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning.  They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.

 
 But the Catholic Church came up with a more creative strategy!  They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church.  Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

 
 Not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue.  They took the first squirrel and circumcised him.  They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 12, 2024, 06:45:30 PM »


 :)

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Spin Zone / Re: 2024 Presidential "Election"
« on: March 10, 2024, 08:16:27 PM »
I found this interesting and thought it may interest some of you.


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Spin Zone / Re: DEI in the sky
« on: March 10, 2024, 08:59:10 AM »
DIE was misspelled.
 ;)

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Spin Zone / Re: Immigration.
« on: March 07, 2024, 06:39:53 AM »
Unfortunately the communist have blurred the difference between illegal immigration (invaders) and immigration, so much so that people can't understand the difference.

What we have right now isn't covered under the immigration laws, policy and procedures.  It's an outright invasion of our country, and is being promoted by the president.   What FJB has done, and is still doing rises to high crimes and misdemeanors, yet congress is too feckless to do anything about it.

 We actually have laws to deal with people illegally entering our country, but again the laws are ignored.  We now have legions of military aged men we know nothing about inside our country, as well as people associated with terrorist groups.   Add in that countries like Venezuela have emptied their prisons by sending them here as we witness crime rising.

  Next on the agenda is the communist in congress will demand amnesty for all the "newcomers".

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You weren't spending money back then on the newest iphone, high speed wifi, multiple streaming services, starbucks, etc. It's a spending/saving problem, not an income problem.
I'm also seeing that most young people these days want to buy the same kind of house their parents have now rather than settle for something they can afford and work their way up.  And they're frustrated that their gender studies degree won't land them a job they can live on.

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