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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: December 25, 2018, 05:50:36 PM »
Santa getting some gas last night

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Spin Zone / Re: DAVID HOGG TO ENROLL AT HARVARD
« on: December 23, 2018, 08:15:03 PM »
Not surprised with his political activism.  He'll fit right in at Harvard.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: December 22, 2018, 07:07:04 PM »
So I got onto this elevator and there was a woman already on, so I simply said “Merry Christmas”, and she tore into me with her, “I’m an atheist and I don’t believe in Christmas so you can just keep your words to yourself”
I was so stunned I didn’t know what to say, but realizing there would be a group of people waiting on the elevator doors to open, I quickly dropped my pants, and as the elevator door opened pull them up really quick, and said “wow, thank you lady, and a merry Christmas to you too”

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Spin Zone / Re: GoFundMe Wall Project
« on: December 20, 2018, 07:43:23 PM »
$9,562,974 at 2143 EST

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Spin Zone / Re: U.S. to pull out of Syria
« on: December 19, 2018, 08:12:48 PM »
A thought occurred to me today.

 This Syria pull out has a purpose.  Trump is goring someone's ox by doing this.  Big contracts are gonna fall.

 Any bet on the back room negotiating going on right now?
Take a look at which Rep or Senator he would love to shove it to then who is the big military contractor in their district.  Had the same thought myself.

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Spin Zone / Re: Trump does an about face
« on: December 19, 2018, 04:06:13 PM »
It seems that with all the law breaking by illegal aliens and our elected officials that the rest of us will come up with the idea that what the hell are we obeying the laws for?  The other thing that I wonder about is all the 'investigations' going on in our government for political purposes,  what a waste of money, time and manpower!

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Spin Zone / Re: Insomnia
« on: December 18, 2018, 08:15:26 PM »
First half of page one does it for me...

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Spin Zone / Re: Boy Scouts, as seen by Mike Rowe
« on: December 17, 2018, 11:54:22 AM »
I was in the Boy Scouts and did learn morse code.  A buddy and I used it in high school.  Helped a lot on tests.  It was a small high school in the boonies and 20 years later I ran across our algebra teacher.  After talking for awhile she asked how did Dave and I usually come up with same answers on her tests?  Sitting across the desk from her I grabbed a pencil and was tapping the rubber eraser end on her desk.  The look of understanding that came over her face was fabulous.

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To clarify, that doesn't happen with me.  I'm stubborn (dumb) enough to flunk them if they deserve it.  I had a freshman class a few years ago.  24 kids, 16 failed for the semester, and they didn't fail with a 68, 69, or even a 60.  It was 6, 7, 8.  Single digit averages.  They literally would sit in class and stare at the wall for 90 minutes.  They refused to do anything.
-Dan
This is the era of 'participation awards'.  Kids think that all they have to do is show up (sometimes) and get a passing grade.  I hear the same from a neighbor who teaches in a local high school.

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Spin Zone / Re: Do you think I will get banned...
« on: December 09, 2018, 06:11:14 AM »
Just put this on POA we'll see if anyone bitches....
Not to offend anybody, but....🙄

It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes

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Spin Zone / Re: Clerk doesn't know New Mexico is a state
« on: December 05, 2018, 12:34:23 PM »
Many years ago I was flying a Metro and we were on a ground stop at Nantucket going to Boston.  Talking with the passengers in the terminal my FO and I were asked where we were from because of our accents.  I'm originally from Kansas and my partner in crime that day was from Iowa.  One well dressed lady stiffened and said "Out here we pronounce that O HI O."  It was so hard to keep a straight face but some of the pax couldn't hold it and broke out laughing.  Another lady said must be a Harvard grad.

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Spin Zone / Re: Geo HW Bush passed
« on: December 03, 2018, 05:52:51 PM »
As several noted and commented, there was a post from a particular individual that was at the very least creepy. The MC believes "creepy" is an understatement and it is in violation of the RoC.

The offending user has been removed from our community as a result, as well as the related posts.

I remember some of the posts and found absolutely nothing 'creepy' about it.  The only thing I've found creepy is the above comment from the MC (Moron Center) over on the POA board.

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Spin Zone / Re: First picture of water on mars
« on: November 30, 2018, 06:45:48 PM »
They didn't build that.  Somebody else built that.
Obummer built it

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Spin Zone / Re: Cindy Hyde-Smith Up 56 - 44 With 69% of Votes Counted
« on: November 28, 2018, 01:45:38 AM »
It is my impression that any blue wave that happened was going out and not in.

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Spin Zone / Re: Paradise Fire - Gov. Moonbat admits his guilt
« on: November 20, 2018, 05:08:50 AM »
Oh my.  The Environmental Lobby will have to take one on the chin finally for their stupidity in all things environmental.  Jerry Brown is bought, and paid for by them and other leftist whacko groups.
Looks like he didn't stay bought...

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