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Spin Zone / Re: I will Campaign against Trump
« on: November 11, 2022, 08:44:24 AM »
I’d trust her over DeSantis any day.
From watching some of her speeches and her past I tend to agree with you.  But I do have to color that with what DeSantis has to put up with in Florida with Trump.

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Spin Zone / Re: Mid Term Election Predictions Page
« on: November 08, 2022, 11:13:41 AM »
I voted this morning and the poll worker who has worked in the polls for 30 years said that so far it was the highest turnout for a non presidential election he has ever seen.  On the radio they are saying that throughout New Hampshire the turnout is 'very high', to use their words.  We have 2 state Reps one of which will probably go back and the other is a tossup.  One Senator who is a first term senator she has only done one debate with her opponent and did not come out of that very well.  The opinion I had while watching it was that she did not want to be there at all.  I REALLY hope we lose her!!  Gen Bolduc is running against her and so far that the polls say that race is a tossup.  Time will tell.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: November 06, 2022, 06:44:26 AM »
BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENT

    These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old,
    Hateful little bastard.
    Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.FREE PUPPIES.
    Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
    Must sell washer and dryer £100.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
    Worn once by mistake.
    Call Stephanie.****

    And the WINNER is... ****

    FOR SALE BY OWNER.
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
    Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

    Statement of the Century
    Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

    Children Are Quick

    TEACHER: Why are you late?

    STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

    TEACHER: No, that's wrong

    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.(I Love this child)

    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

    WINNIE: Me!

    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.

    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.Did you copy his?

    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

    HAROLD: A teacher.

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Spin Zone / Re: Paul Pelosi Attacked
« on: October 29, 2022, 07:12:39 PM »
This guy was someone allowed inside, probably by Paul, so yeah, Gay lover's quarrel.
Remember, Paul's married to Nancy.....

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Spin Zone / Re: Paul Pelosi Attacked
« on: October 28, 2022, 02:08:49 PM »
Reading the report in Fox news it says cops doing a 'wellbeing' check at 2 AM?????  This is beginning to smell like another 'Jussie Smollett story to me.

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Spin Zone / Re: Paul Pelosi Attacked
« on: October 28, 2022, 12:10:26 PM »
Supposedly the perp was yelling 'Where is Nancy'.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: October 25, 2022, 06:27:06 PM »
A boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?” The father thought for a moment, then answered, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”
So, the boy went to his mother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The mother replied, “Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!”
The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The girl replied, “Oh, good heavens! I love Brad Pitt, and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?”
The boy then went to his brother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” “Of course,” the brother replied. “Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?” The boy replied, “Yes. ‘Potentially’ you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but ‘realistically’ we’re living with two hookers and a future congressman.”

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Spin Zone / Re: UN: Ukriane War "A Blessing"
« on: October 15, 2022, 06:48:10 AM »
What's wrong with addadictome?  The left has NO sense of humor.
I live in a snake den of Dims.  That is one observation I have about most of them, no sense of humor.  Sometimes I get the impression that they are always searching for something to be angry about.

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Spin Zone / Re: Tulsi calls it quits
« on: October 12, 2022, 04:17:05 PM »
Tulsi is coming to New Hampshire to help Bolduc's campaign against Senator Hassan.  I'll be interested to see how this works out.  From what polls I've seen Bolduc and Hassan are pretty close.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: October 12, 2022, 09:36:23 AM »
also posted on POA... but I bet that post doesn't last long...
Yep, I put it there just to see what would happen.  ;D  Still there, moderators must be sleeping.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: October 11, 2022, 04:13:42 PM »
Wanna torture someone?  Have them listen to ALL of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMnJ_NdU7jM&t=49s

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Spin Zone / Re: Waiting For Ian
« on: September 28, 2022, 12:35:19 PM »
Check out the speed fluctuations when they are in the eye.  In the late 70's I was based at Keesler AFB and rode with the Hurricane Hunter's through Frederick.  A ride I will never forget.  I still have my headset from that flight.
https://flightaware.com/live/flight/TEAL73

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: September 12, 2022, 10:28:43 AM »
Mondays Laugh.
THE WAR OF 1812 AT WAL-MART
Yesterday, I wore a Vietnam Veteran cap to Wal-Mart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer; but, since I retired, trips to "Wally World" to look at the Walmartians is always good for some comic relief. Besides, I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent the establishment. But, I digress, enough of my psychological fixations.
While standing in line to check out, a younger guy in front of me, probably in his early thirties, asked, "Are you a Viet Nam Vet?”
"No," I replied.
"Then why are you wearing that cap?”
"Because I couldn't find the one from the War of 1812....” I thought it was a snappy retort.
"The War of 1812, huh?" the Walmartian queried, "When was that?”
God forgive me, but I couldn't pass up such an opportunity.
"1946", I answered, as straight-faced as possible.
He pondered my response for a moment and responded, "Why do they call it the War of 1812 if it was in 1946?”
"It was a Black Op Mission. No one is supposed to know about it.” This was beginning to become fun!
"Dude! Really?" He exclaimed. "How did you get to do something that COOOOL?”
I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy and in a low voice said, "I'm not sure. I was the only Caucasian on the mission.”
"Dude," he was really getting excited about what he was hearing, "that is seriously awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?”
"Not really. The other guys were wearing white camouflage.”
The moron nodded knowingly.
"Listen man," I said in a very serious tone, "You can't tell anyone about this. It's still classified 'Top Secret' and I shouldn't have said anything.”
"Oh yeah?" he gave me the 'don't threaten me look. . "Like, what's gonna’ happen if I do?”
With a really hard look I said, "You have a family, don't you?
We wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would we?”
The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door.
The lady behind me started laughing so hard I thought she was about to have a heart attack. I just grinned at her. After checking out and going to the parking lot, I saw dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman.
Upon catching sight of me, he started pointing excitedly in my direction. Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the 'I see you' gesture. He turned kind of pale, jumped in the car and sped out of the parking lot.
And these people VOTE!

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