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Spin Zone / Re: Trump v DeSantis 2024

« on: March 11, 2023, 06:46:32 AM »

In recent questioning at a hearing a Biden admin official could not provide info on what percentage of Government workers were actually working now that COVID is over. I would find out who isn't working full time at this point and fire the whole lot and never replace them.

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Spin Zone / Re: In Search of Intelligent Life - Do Not Look To The USSC

« on: March 08, 2023, 07:50:03 AM »

1. Are you always cold?

Yes mostly, except for the hot flashes.

2. Has a human ever popped out of you?

Twice!

3. Have you ever decorated a bed with six or more pillows?

Yes. But I call BS on this one; gay men are better at interior decorating than I am and they’re men.

4. Can you tell the difference between cream white and rustic farmhouse white?

Um, no.

5. Have you run into a curb in the past 24 hours? Be honest, CAROL.

I haven’t driven in the last 24 hours so no.

6. DO YOU BLEED? Like, for an extended period of time at regular intervals?

Not anymore but I used to. Half a point?

7. Does it take you over three hours to decide what you want to eat?

Yes!

8. Are you currently a member of at least three pyramid schemes?

Oh hell no. I’m not stoopid!

9. Do you find simple movie plots hard to follow?

Yes.

10. Do you frequently describe your emotional state as "fine" when you are not in fact fine?

Yes.

11. Is your Starbucks drink order anything other than black coffee?

I would NEVER patronize Starbucks. I make my own coffee at home thankyouverymuch and it’s a hell of a lot better than that communist swill.

12. Do you have two X chromosomes?

Oh yes. I can prove it with DNA test results.

According to this I guess I am likely a woman.

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Spin Zone / Re: Trump v DeSantis 2024

« on: February 27, 2023, 06:46:55 AM »

I'm reminded of this quote from the book Shogun:

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Toranaga: "Tsukku-san says that the Netherlands were vassals of the Spanish king until just a few years ago. Is that true?"

Blackthorne: "Yes."

Toranaga: "Therefore, the Netherlands – your allies – are in a state of rebellion against their lawful king?"

Blackthorne: "They’re fighting against the Spaniard, yes, but –

Toranaga: "Isn’t that rebellion? Yes or no?"

Blackthorne: "Yes. But there are mitigating circumstances. Serious miti- "

Toranaga: "There are no ‘mitigating circumstances’ when it comes to rebellion against a sovereign lord!"

Blackthorne: "Unless you win."

Toranaga looked at him intently. Then laughed uproariously. "Yes, Mister Foreigner…you have named the one mitigating factor."