I thought this was supposed to be a joke thread.

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother’s, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, “The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.”
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.She replies,
“The bigger they are, the dumber the man is”.

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:
“Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets”.

THE NEW  ANT and the Grasshopper
This one is a little different.
Two Different Versions …   Two Different Morals

OLD VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
 The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:

Be responsible for yourself

MODERN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper  thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper  calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving..
 CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to  provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. 
America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog   appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, ‘It’s Not Easy Being Green’

Occupy the Anthill stages  a demonstration in front of the ant’s house where the news stations film the Black Lives Matter group singing, We shall overcome.

Then Reverend Al Sharpton has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper while he damns the ants. He later appears on MSNBC to complain that rich people do not care.
Former President Obama condemns the ant and blames Donald Trump, President Bush 43, President Bush 41, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper’s plight.
 

Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer exclaim in an interview on The View that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant leaving him nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez  and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant’s old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn’t maintain it.
 The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood.
The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

Running for President is a money making deal, even for those who know they have no chance of even being nominated.

“It’s all about the Benjamins”

Liberal/Progressives think anything more than one, or two guns and fifty rounds of ammo is an "ARSENAL".

Them Liberal Progressives sure like making money from Hollyweird using guns and ammos in their movies.  Oh, and those same liberal progressive Hollyweird types like surrounding themselves with protection, and that protection is armed.

Are you a deplorable?

Now now......we've already been told that the media is not actually lying about anything, which, when looking at the broader picture means those progressive's in Hollyweird aren't really targeting conservatives.

Just my interpretation.

Can you post for us where it was real?

Well, my “interpretation” is that it isn’t a skit. 

I just watched what was posted here.  YOU made the allegation it wasn’t real, with nothing to back up your assertion. 

Consider the guy that has trouble focusing because of "noise"... imagine him trying to fly at an uncontrolled field in the Northeast or any busy Class D airport.  He'd constantly be on the radio telling everyone to be quiet because he can't concentrate...<shudder>

Or consider how hard it would be for him to work in a cubicle environment (where you get to hear the phone conversations of your 50 closest co-workers)

Or imagine him on a gun range...

Or imagine him trying to function in real life situations.......you know, everyday living.